The Internet Oracle
Just who and what is the Internet Oracle? What goes on in the fast-paced world of enlightenment and intrigue? And can we get fries with that?
All these questions and more can be asked of the omnicient Internet Oracle. To save yourself some time, though, you might want to check out the Oracular Help File (not my making, but truly helpful nevertheless).
If you are one of the precious few who know what we're on about (or just know what we're on), then you don't give a damn about the above and would prefer the links below:
Digested
Undigested
…And Everything In-Between
Digested Material
Answers we're proud to call our own. Or not so proud, but it was selected anyway.
- 1152-01 - Score: 2.7 -
- Egor
- 1153-01 - Score: 3.2 -
- Sollie, Ollie
- 1154-03 - Score: 2.8 -
- Third Graders
- 1157-10 - Score: 3.0 -
- Testing Code
- 1158-10 - Score: 3.0 -
- Jeo-Parody
- 1160-07 - Score: 3.1 -
- San Francisco v. Los Angeles
- 1160-08 - Score: 3.0 -
- Petrol Mugs
- 1163-04 - Score: 2.8 -
- Fortune Teller
- 1163-06 - Score: 3.7 -
- Card Game
- 1163-08 - Score: 3.0 -
- Candy. Better if you read this first, then this.
- 1164-07 - Score: 3.2 -
- Time Travel
- 1167-05 - Score: 2.9 -
- Worst Movie Ever
- 1168-10 - Score: 3.3 -
- Resubmittal Mission
- 1169-08 - Score: 2.9 -
- Fen Shui
- 1173-04 - Score: 3.1 -
- Rational Ideas
- 1175-01 - Score: 3.2 -
- Wallet
- 1177-08 - Score: 2.8 -
- Muppet Song
- 1181-04 - Score: 3.2 -
- DOS Bible
- 1183-05 - Score: 2.7 -
- Wormhole Theory
- 1184-04 - Score: 3.1 -
- Two Digests
- 1185-05 - Score: 3.1 -
- Cop-Out
- 1186-06 - Score: 3.1 -
- Reaching Out
- 1187-03 - Score: 3.3 -
- Pinky & the Brain
- 1187-07 - Score: 3.1 -
- Warning: Blasphemy
- 1188-04 - Score: 3.2 -
- Siege of the Temple. The thrilling conclusion is here.
- 1189-08 - Score: 3.3 -
- Knowing
- 1191-09 - Score: 3.6 -
- Dot
- 1192-04 - Score: 3.1 -
- Real Name
- 1200-05 - Score: 3.5 -
- California Rules
- 1201-08 - Score: 3.5 -
- Groveling
- 1204-10 - Score: 3.2 -
- University Conspiracy
- 1205-07 - Score: 3.2 -
- Mirrors in Space
- 1206-02 - Score: 2.7 -
- Blankness
- 1206-07 - Score: 3.2 -
- Daleks, Going Up
- 1208-06 - Score: 3.2 -
- Queue Repossession
- 1208-09 - Score: 3.6 -
- Birth vs. Death
- 1212-01 - Score: 3.3 -
- Vacation Spots
- 1213-06 - Score: 3.3 -
- Foot & Mouth Disease
- 1214-02 - Score: 3.2 -
- Cellular Calling Plan
- 1218-07 - Score: 2.3 -
- Cleaving Beavers
- 1221-02 - Score: 3.4 -
- World Series
- 1227-05 - Score: 3.2 -
- Computer Classics
- 1227-06 - Score: 3.3 -
- TARDIS
- 1241-02 - Score: 3.6 -
- Cinematic Masterpieces
- 1276-08 - Score: 3.2 -
- B.O.F.H.
Undigested Material
Answers we've given that, for one reason or another, didn't quite make the cut. We don't blame the priests, not really. A new digest is created more-or-less every month, which gives the priests ample time to acknowledge our occasional bouts of brilliance.
Answers can be accessed by Piece Digest, as seen below, or you can refer to the Reference Guide, which titles them in a more-or-less helpful manner.
Piece Digest #0000
Piece Digest #0001
Piece Digest #0002
Piece Digest #0003
Piece Digest #0004
Piece Digest #0005
Piece Digest #0006
Piece Digest #0007
Piece Digest #0008
Piece Digest #0009
Piece Digest #0010
Piece Digest #0011
Piece Digest #0012
Piece Digest #0013
Piece Digest #0014
…And Everything In-Between
Pieceoftheuniverse was all-too proud to take part in the temporary overthrow of the Internet Oracle's rule. If you would like to read of this endeavour, and the hows and whys of its accomplishment, then you'll want to visit the investigative offices of Delphic Research, Inc.
The Internet Oracle is a trademark and a copyright of Stephen B. Kinzler. All Internet Oracle use is through his permission. All material here not "incarnated" by pieceoftheuniverse belongs to those responsible, if they even care. The incarnations linked to above, except for 1159-09 and 1161-01, are copyright © 2002 pieceoftheuniverse.